NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
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Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
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FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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