You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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