he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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