I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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