He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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