Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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