Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
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we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
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Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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