We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
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You took a bar mat shot.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
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Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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