Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
birth control should be required to get into college
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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