Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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