I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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