I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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