Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
