i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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