I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
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he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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