Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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