It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
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He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
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Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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