matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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