Pappa wants mamma naked
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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