and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I feel like a drive thru vagina
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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