If that was your dad, he is hot
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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