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(512): View more from Texas

Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer

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(757): View more from Virginia

he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me

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(303): View more from Colorado

True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back

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(760): View more from California

Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.

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I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.

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I referred to the cat as amicable.

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(719): View more from Colorado

Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?

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(303): View more from Colorado

If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you

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(765): View more from Indiana

He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore

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