I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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