What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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