"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
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Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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