I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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