butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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