I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
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