Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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