i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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