If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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