is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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