i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
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