my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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