your room smells of hookers.
And success
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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