im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
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I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
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You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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