Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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