I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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