He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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