I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
look no pants
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
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don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
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I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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