Already got asked if we're dating
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
All the doctor said was why
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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