Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
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