i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
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I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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