I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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