i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
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I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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