There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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