All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
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