What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
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No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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