What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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