I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
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Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
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I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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