ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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