Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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