should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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