BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Randomize
