Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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