the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Someone came in the potted fern
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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