I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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