Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
mondays should just be called national damage control day
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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