I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
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I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
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This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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