Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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